I just remembered this guy from the mental hospital I stayed at. He wanted to figure out his living situation, so he called the cops and lied, saying he was going to kill himself.

He was nice enough, 19 year old me even wanted to go out with him because he liked to read, especially historical books. But 22 year old me is appalled that he would waste resources like that. For those of you who don’t know, most people go to county hospitals, which are pretty terrible. I didn’t. I was lucky and there was a bed available at a GOOD hospital. But space is limited, and this man who didn’t need to be there was taking up room that someone who needed it could have used.

Also, when I left, he hugged me. In front of my parents.

I just. Ugh. People like this guy are not okay, even worse than I was, in a way. You know? He was an actual leech.

Plus it turns out he was into racist jokes. So I was like no way am I going out with you, crush over, get out of my life.

I don’t know why I’m so angry about it. But. Ugh.




Natalie Dormer in After Miss Julie, 2012

Natalie Dormer in After Miss Julie, 2012


queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes


johanandersenspelvis:

it’s okay to enjoy disney movies with same-face female character design.

as long as you are aware that disney is consistently producing female characters with the same facial structures for a reason — on the basis that they have to look “pretty” and thus presenting a one-face beauty standard.

you don’t have to apologize for liking tangled or frozen or wanting to see big hero six but please do not defend same-face character design there is no excuse


orchidbreezefc:

imaginewheatley:

Imagine Wheatley whispering sweet nothings into your ear 

you’re—very—your hair smells nice. i would imagine. i mean obviously i can’t smell, but i have sensors for that kind of thing, in case of a gas leak or some such, so i can detect bad smells, and i don’t detect anything in your hair. nope. you are… a-ok there…. yep.


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Hey you guys so I probably got a job


littlereya:

baelor:

I DISCOVERED THE BEST ANIMAL AT THE NATURE MUSEUM TODAY

WAXY

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MONKEY

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LEAF

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FROG

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LOOK AT ITS EXPRESSION FUCKFINF

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IT LOOKS SO WISE

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EXCEPT

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BUT THEN

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IN CONCLUSION

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Had a stressful job interview. Cried afterwards. Parents were baffled. Life is stressful, they say. What’s life without stress?

Don’t slam the door.

Don’t expect us to read stress from your words, let us be angry when your mouth droops and tears fall out of your eyes.

Fuck you.


kateordie:

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

The follow-up, good god


foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*I don’t think this was made for fingers

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers


tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"


fashion-runways:

RAMI KADI Au Bal Des Orchidees Noires Collection pt. 1